always a but
 

we could probably get a date BUT (theres always a but ) I feel there may be a slight queue :doh:
probably runs into several hundred thousand people
Because im a nice bloke you can take my place in the queue :thup:
yes it would be a hell of a way to go;) ;) :D :D
As my favourite saying goes 'you are only as old as the woman youre feeling'
Unfortunately my old girls were built in 1941,1942 and 1944 :doh:

Re: always a but
 

Yeah, you're probably right, dammit! Maybe it's a good idea not to date anyone younger than one's own children anyway... :eek:

Can we double their ages and try again? :doh:

mathematics
 

I wonder if dating both of them at the same time doubles the age
:D :D :thup2:

Re: mathematics
 

Damn, I think you've just hit on something! It would sure halve ours... would that split the difference? :yappy:

Re: mathematics
 

I know of a 7 foot tall basket-baller who couldn't get a 7' tall girlfriend..... so he got two 3'6" girls and screwed them together
:eek: :kangaroo:kangaroo:kangaroo:kangaroo:kangaroo :eek:

Re: Re: mathematics
 

Be careful there Master Unstable Howard ... I do have admin :fry: powers and can delete you you know :devil:

Ma Lookin' fer a fight :D

careful howard karmens got you in the sights
Lucky do didnt mention the french saying about 3 :D

back to the subject
today 38.7c
yesterday 38.9 but the u.v. index must have been massive .sun had some serious bite in it .got a sunburnt head at the pistol club and then helped put up a shed frame . Made a dent on some brown bottles after that :cheers: :drunk:

Balmy here at -2 celcius right now :D

---- That's okay, Howard too far away for me to reach out and :fry: and if I delete him, Master Sunray Jif will only un-delete him anyways. Geez, I hate that Grand Master's have more power than the wee me :mad: :bang: :D

OOpppsss...
 

Now, Ma, You don't realy want to delete me, do you?? :D
HH
(Yet alone pick a blue??) :fry:

Nah, guess not :giveup

"Yet alone pick a blue"????? Do I have to read the thread again to understand what you mean by that? :D

Ma

aussie for start a fight :no4: :D

:smoker: Thanks for that Andrew ... I'll have to remember it!!! :drunk:

Well, so much for the balmy weathers lately ... today:

-17c

Ma :bang:

Cooler
 

Yes, much cooler here today too with a range of 13-24. Oh wait, that should have a PLUS in front of the figures. :p

Re: Cooler
 

Nasty boy you :mad: :fry:

:D :p

psssssssst ... glad you folks getting a little relief drom the extreme heat ....... :giveup

yes it has been better the last two days
yesterday hit about 32c then a storm in the arvo dropping about 10mm of rain
today was a very nice 27c :thup2:

Sure wish we could divvy up the weathers and both have at the halfway marks at least :D We're currently about -15c.

There's a strange concept "out there in flakes land" that the "collective consciousness" of all of us controls our weather. Our thoughts, moods, energies causes the weather changes :D

We ARE energy ... so perhaps??????? ;) :D :eek:

I guess you Aussies think you are all really "HOT" lately then hey? :devil: :D

does that make you canadians ice maidens then ? :D

I personally would never call myself "hot" (with a head like mine )
on occasions hot under the collar though :nono:

If we did a divvy it would still only be 6c -bit fresh for me im afraid :eek:

Perhaps sometimes :D

Maybe it's the "hothead under the collar" causing the heatwaves then? :devil:

Well, we can't allow you to be too hot for your own good, now then, can we? :devil:

:p

quote -Maybe it's the "hothead under the collar" causing the heatwaves then?

possible

I am very happy sitting at 27c .hot enough for short sleeves, good sleep and the ales still take the edge off :thup2: :D :D

cool but a little humid
 

Had a mild warm one yesterday at 44C but today cooled off today to 27C with 96pc humidity. didnt think that was possible but that the offical reading at gero airport beuro of met at 7am.

:giveup

96% !! would have been like walking around in a shower all day wouldnt it ? :D

That's too hot for me :eek:

todys temperature
 

It's too damn hot to even look at the temperature, emergency measures are called for. a few neighbours and I are going to crawl across the desert that is one of the paddocks to the Male bonding area whereupon we will sit and stare at the truck and attack some Dutch beer one of the guys got. God its hard to be a martyr to a truck, P.S. Aussies, no snakes or biting things here except lots of sharks that have deserted you and are cruising our beach.

PPS did you see on the Aussie news the photos taken by a neighbour who hung upside down out of his 3 metre boat with his mates holding his legs and got great photos of a 4 metre great white (shows the sun is getting to a few people around here)

Happy New Year to all you MLU ers

Rookie

Re: todys temperature
 

G'day Rookie!

I'll trade you half way.... at just before 0300 Friday in Toronto, it's about +4 right now and raining - virtually unheard-of for years! It SHOULD be averaging -10/-15 and snowing, and hell, even our weatherguessers are stuffed - it's supposed to be -3/snowing in 5 minutes! Still, I haven't seen the sun in close-on two months now, and I'm damned tired of the damp & cold! Gets into your bones at this age... the bottom line is don't whinge! :D

well it has been a bit different the last couple of days .The temp here was only about 25c yesterday then rained in the arvo with about 11mm then continued overnight with a further 22mm and still raining as i type but only very light .
very good soaking rain
we need a lot more of this type of rain in Australia to try to get the sub soil moisture levels up
It has been a long time since ive went to sleep with rain and woke still raining :thup2:
rookie -you tend not to see many snakes when it gets up around the 40s .its too hot for them . if you do find them though they are very fast and cranky .their blood temps right up :mad:
whats the fun without a bit of side line action to keep you on your toes ? :D

Even my girls will play with them
this one is just a small python

Who do you mean, the one in the pink coat, or the one in the stroller?

:sheep:

They are both my girls plus chloe who is not in the picture. Although hopefully they wont be man eaters later on :doh:
As for the python definately not part of my clan
:D