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I think you might just be right, Tony

FESS UP, Emma! About time you joined in your own right, don't you think?
You can be Yappy's downunder ambassador - you already try to keep us in line!
We also know you secretly love blitzes.;) :p

Daughter can not fess up as there is nothing to fess up. :p
I think that that Tony fella has got sum splaning to do, leakin out inside information.

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Sorry, Max! Can you pass on my apologies to Emma?:)

Secret? You should see how many she has!:eek: More than Max and John put together.

Emma
 

For Emma not signing that last post we need to puniish her and she also has to show more respect towards these fine ford machines that we have.I typed this myself, Max.

please any punishment suggestions

Re: Emma
 

How about a reward... a little enticement... you could swap her new ute for the Ford ute..:p

Re: Emma
 

Send her to Canada! No Vegemite, no warm sun and a serious lack of CMP's! When she comes back, She'll realise just how good things are here in Oz.

Re. Emma
 

Max
I suggest that you let Emma continue with the posts. At least she doesn't spell punish with two iis and she would use a capital F for Ford. Besides which, even though I haven't met her, I'll bet she's prettier.
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Aww, Bob, that's harsh on poor Max!
Max can express himself perfectly well.
As for Emma, I think a bucket of petrol and a scrubbing brush would be good training - she can start with the FGT.
Then a few squares of emery paper to rub it back, some paint and voila! A new Emma!:eek:

spelling
 

Who said Emma didn't put the ii in haven't you noticed the spelling at other times, how bad it is, have another look at bread in a previous note. Maybe no else out there can spell.

Kathy

Max was wondering when the Jillaroo gets to Canada the master of this site (the Jiffaroo) may come up with some punishment eg cooking for him etc etc.

Punish the young
 

Max the perfect punishment will be to have Emma drive the said Ford (THE GIRLFRIEND) for the whole of the Easter Trip. This is while you lie up in a hamock suspended in the back with the tarp sides rolled up eating a pack of Tim Tams.

You may say that is not punishment but for the Ten days away Emma must not express herself and feelings for Old Trucks and or there owners.:devil: She must keep Maxs supplied with Tim Tams and not partake in one Herself.:bang:

What the hell are "Tim Tams"?

Bloody Australians....

Perhaps Scottish headgear worn while dining at your local Tim Horton's?

PS...Antipodeans...Tim Horton's is a popular donut/fast food/coffee type establishment frequented by the local constabulary...aka to the cognescenti as "Horny Tims".

Verra clever there Master Skagman :D

Tim Tams
 

Tim Tams are Australias number one export earning more income than any other single product. Unlike Vegimite taste is not aquired they are addictive from the first bite or draw through ( for the coffee drinker).

If they have not as yet hit your shores secure the import rights and you could be rich. :D

Here is a thread from some addicted Yanks
 

Hi y'all

Well I finally made it to the USA. I started the DCF ball rolling on July 27 through
the Sydney office, got married on Oct 6, had the interview on Oct 15, and arrived
with stamped passport on Oct 22.

The activities of Sep 11 didn't make anything harder, just longer queues. And when it
came to customs and declaring any food or other goods (like my didge) the sheer
mention of Vegemite was enough to get me waved through.

Now we can settle down into our wonderful married life.

For all those starting out on this adventure, take things patiently and all
will be ok.

Steve



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Nov 17th 2001, 8:40 pm #2
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Hi, Steve,

My Steve has his interview at the Sydney Consulate tomorrow morning. We went the K-1
route because we didn't learn about DCF in time.. oh, well!! We'll be together soon
in any case.

Which point of entry did you select? My Steve will be coming through LAX, and I'm
just curious if he can expect the same as you had. He won't be bringing Vegemite,
however. But probably lots of Tim Tams!!

Thanks for posting your experience. Those of us dealing with Sydney find it
invaluable and a true comfort. And welcome to the United States!!

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Hey I'll send you some for Christmas lol..... have you tried the new dark Chocolate
Tim Tams....... even better!!!! On second thoughts I may have to pay excess baggage
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It took me one bite to become totally addicted.. we're making them our wedding
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Yes, I have, and they're my new favorites!! It's a good thing we're not moving back
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TIM TAM UPDATE - My US Fiance got so addicted to Tim Tams he called Arnots when he
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will be happy because it will save her a fortune in postage!!!

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http://about-australia-shop.com/timtams.htm

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"Cookies with a creamy center"!!!!!! What the .....? :mad: :mad:

The US site is somewhat out of date since they have also released Tia Maria Tim Tams and Kahlua Tim Tams.
I'm also surprised that they're not more widely available in North America since Arnotts was bought out by an American company a couple of years ago.

YUM YUM
 

I'll have summa those please!

I DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm a dunker and always did like Kahlua in my coffee too! ... yum yum yum ... send quickly!

MA :yappy:

That's a bag over your head so you won't be recognized.

You sods realize now that you've got Karmen going, you're going to have to send her some, else she'll make my life miserable... :eek:

Ah, Master Sunray Jifferoo ... ya know the Little Miss MA :yappy: Pixie Witch Karmen SO well :D:D:D:D:D

Bikky
 

What yah reckon a tim tam bikky would be worth,what yah got to trade Jiff old boy
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:note: I'll make sure you two swing a real satisfactory trade-deal here ... or else :D

Re: YUM YUM
 

You'll have to be quick, they're ...... yum..... so good .....(scoff).. .. that you won't ..... mwom, crunch ..... .... be able ..... Mmmmm!! .... . .. . to stop at..... ... Oooohhh! ... ... just one.

Jesus Tony, stop it! She's snorting now and stamping her feet on the floor...

My Dear Master Tony,
 

MASTER TONY,

Hmmm ... I think the bribery is all off now. No trade ... Your cheeky little Sunray and Yappy limerick earned me those Tim Tams from you regardless of your initial barter-power that you relinquished when you chose to limerick us ... I prefer the KAHLUA please and thank you verra much :p Do you have our postal address? :D (just address it to "LITTLE MISS MA YAPPY" along with the correct postal address and postage attached ... that'll do. And WHEN can I expect these delicious KAHLUA SLICE TT's to arrive?

:D:D:D MA :yappy:

Just seen Tim Tams in our local supermarket - and at the price they want for them they're staying there!

PS: they look like buscuits that we have as 'Penguin' brand.

Ah well, then I may be ever so disappointed ... but perhaps some more ANZAC bikkys would soothe my disappointment? :D

(Dave ... Hi Ho Hello to Little Missie Ma Chrissie from Little Missie Ma :yappy: :) )