Jiff how could you.....
 

........ are you thinking of doing a lap dance for Rob!!!!????

Captain Natcho can hardly wait to see that!!!!

We might have to serve Uncle Ben's perveted rice with the steaks!!!!

BooB

I May Live in Ottawa...
 

but I ain't twisted that "way". So, no thanks to the both of your offers. Now if we want real lap dances, la belle province (Quebec) awaits us! Bob? Can we fit that into the program?

DRIVING TO HAMMOND
 

From the West:

Follow 417 through Ottawa. Continue on 417 towards Montreal.
Take Exit 96 at Carlsbad Springs or Exit 88 at Vars.

From the East:

Follow 417 West towards Ottawa .
Take Exit 79 at Limoges or Exit 88 at Vars.

From Exit 96 (Carlsbad Springs) proceed North to intersection of road 26. Turn right (East) on 26 and drive to the village of Cheney. As you approach Cheney, you will see a government surplus outlet on the left side of the road. Continue East at a reduced speed and look for an intersection (Drouin Road) located between a corner store/gas station and a restaurant (Chez Marie). Turn left (North) on Drouin and follow the route markers.


From Exit 88 (Vars) proceed North on 33 to intersection of road 26. Turn right (East) on 26 and drive to the village of Cheney. As you approach Cheney, you will see a government surplus outlet on the left side of the road. Continue East at a reduced speed and look for an intersection (Drouin Road) located between a corner store/gas station and a restaurant (Chez Marie). Turn left (North) on Drouin and follow the route markers

From Exit 79 (Limoges) proceed North on 37 to intersection of road 26. Turn right (East) on 26 and drive to the village of Cheney. As you approach Cheney, you will see a government surplus outlet on the left side of the road. Continue East at a reduced speed and look for an intersection (Drouin Road) located between a corner store/gas station and a restaurant (Chez Marie). Turn left (North) on Drouin and ...you get the picture.

See the following URL for a road map of the area: [http://www.mto.gov.on.ca/english/tra...eets/Map11.pdf) - zoom in on Vars/Limoges etc...


The camp site will be “primitive” in nature – in other words there will be very limited electrical (mostly for lighting) and some potable water available. Portapotties will be provided.

Two shelters have been set up; one for cooking and one for gathering. They may be used for camping if inclement weather strikes.

Garbage bins will be provided.

There is plenty of parking available for campers/trucks/cars/vans/CMPS/SMP etc...


More admin details to follow!

Sorry for my long absence from the board. Since you are pretty much around the corner from my place....I will make an appearence.

I'm sure you'll be more than welcome, Mr. ...err... Pylon, is it? We look forward to meeting yet another of our Band of Rogues!

Apropos of nothing whatsoever, would you mind giving us a name such that we don't look awkward greeting you? Thanks so much. :)

:cheers:

King Willy
 

Bob..
have you had any input from Wild Willy since his retirement and recent bike purchace or has he gone bad and joined up with the Hull's Angles..???
Will he be at BBB2 in Camo and dragging a trailer full of Diamond "T" and CMP parts behind his motorcycle..???

:drunk: :remember :support

Nope......
 

....Bill may be on the road some where.....

....would love to see him in August....

Boob

PS.... are you back home...??

Boobee...
 

I had an email from Blairski today from Chicago, Boobee, so I don't reckon he's home yet. He said he's hoping to make it, but beyond this, I'll leave it to him to elucidate.

On MY front, it's looking more and more like I might be able to as well, although it's a day-to-day thing at the moment. I'll keep you posted; I would surely hate to miss THIS one. Will you be selling BB2 commemorative t-shirts? If so, I'll take one... :)

What's The Beef...
 

gonna cost?

Bob will require names and numbers for Saturday Night Steak Night (18 August). If you are planning on attending and want some grub, let us know on this thread.

Cost for beef to be announced by the Duke himself.
Hot Dogs will be flogged for $1.00
Pop - $1.00 per can
Burgers - $2.00 per
Steak - TBA
Brots - $2.00 per


Saturday night dinner will include:

Steak;
BBQ cobs of corn;
Hot potatoes; and
Caesar Salad a la Joyce.

Pop = $1.00 per

Breakie on Saturday and Sunday is at your own cost. Chez Marie is highly recommended.

Lunch on both days will be Hot Dawgs, Burgers and Brots.

BYOB - No alcoholic beverages will be sold at this event. You are responsible to bring your own drinks. Drinking and driving will not be tolerated...now, telling incoherent stories in a loud voice while almost falling into the fire pit at 2:00 AM is permitted.

Hope to see you there!

Re: What's The Beef...
 

Boobie,

The Clarkes: Two steak dinners please!

Re: Re: What's The Beef...
 

Rob, you're a nice chap, but do you always answer your own posts? Just curious... :p

Will be able to confirm attendance this week, but I can almost guarantee I'll be there as it stands right now. If so, steak on Saturday, please.

Re: Re: Re: What's The Beef...
 

Geoff, It depends on which persona emerges and when...So? How do you want your steak cooked?? heh, heh, heh.

Re: Re: Re: Re: What's The Beef...
 

That explains lots, Bobrob (or is that 'Boobrob', or... 'Rob'sboob', or....); er, anyway, to get back to the topic at hand I like my steak the same way I like my women... sizzling hot, thank you.... :D :D

:drunk:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What's The Beef...
 

I think if Jessie from Gracies served your steak, you would eat it no matter how it was prepared.

Bob, howsabout stopping in at Gracies on the way home to recruit our fav server?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What's The Beef...
 

EERRGGHH.... you two sure know how to hit a guy when his down... :doh:

I was going to say something rude in return, but given this is a family forum an' all, I must set a goddam example for the rest of you nasty bastards; therefore, I shall only say that if you were to carry through with your threats, I'm afraid the rest of you lot wouldn't be seeing much of SUNRAY for most of the weekend! You'd have to bloody well police yourselves, and it would serve you right! :p

So there. :smoker: :smoker: :smoker:

:drunk:

1 foe beachville
 

Gents,

My lovely wife managed to double book for that weekend, so I am flying to Ottawa by myself, so just 1 snake dinner for me.


Stewart

Re: 1 foe beachville
 

Stewart,

What are your travel arrangements? ETA Ottawa Airport etc...we will org retrieval and delivery...

Travel
 

Speaking of which and apropos nothing whatsoever, is anyone from this end of the world (the main holding tank for two-legged provincial sewage) driving up to this extravaganza Friday afternoon or Saturday oh-dark-thirty? And if so, coming back when?

I'm trying to set up TSPT in case of a last-minute move order; can fly if necessary I reckon.

Jif of the Slavering Jaws (for STEAK, I mean, yeah, that's it, STEAK...)

Re: Re: 1 for beachville
 

Rob,

I fly in on the 11:10 Airbus out of Pearson - arriving 12:10 Air Canada Experimental time.

I appreciate the offer of transport, but I hope to bleed off a few free car rental days ( along with some Aeroplan miles ) for this junket.

If they will give me a minivan perhaps I will try 'camping'... they clean them after each rental don't they???

Will I be too late for a weiner Friday afternoon? Or will there be plenty of them around - hahaha!

See you then.


Stewart

sometime Saturday
 

You can count me in for Saturday....I figure If I head out sometime Monday or Tuesday with a fuel bowser in tow,I should make it there by then barring any requests for "recovery". Have no camp followers or prisoners...as least not so far.

Cheers

Mike :drunk:

what in heck are you driving???
 

HI Mike

Looking forward to see you Saturday........ but what are you driving that takes so long.....????

Cold one will be awaiting your "Hay-rival"

BooB

AIRDROP
 

Boobie --

I'm going to fly in (if I was current in square rigs I'd jump in an' show up the lot of you old farts :D ), either Friday mid-afternoon or Saturday 1st AM. If Friday, that Blair fella will collect me, if Saturday, I'll need to arrange tspt for ETA YOW 0926. Will advise and confirm TMGS NLT SAT PM.

RET TMG ETD YOW 2100 SUN... we'll have to figger out how to ship my sorry (by then) ass back to YOW in time.

Jif

PS: Either way, put the kettle on! :p

SUNRAY INBOUND
 

Boobie/Rob...

SUNRAY is confirmed inbound on Porter Air Flt 247, Saturday 18 August (sorry Alex, just couldn't do Friday!). ETA YOW 0926. Pls allow a tad extra time as all the crap I'm dragging with me will require checked baggage*.

Outbound tspt is Porter Flt 264 Sunday 19 August, ETD YOW 2100. I trust that during the course of the routine debauchery this weekend that someone can be found to run me back to civilisation in time (otherwise you're stuck with me, and SUNRAY doesn't work for his fare!).

My requirements are simple, and roughly in order,

(1) TSPT FM YOW TO LOC EFF 0926 SAT;
(2.1) Urn and fire for boiling water;
(2.2) Space in cooler for 1L milk for tea (latter self-provided as per SOP);
(3) Covered space to go to gnd (have bag and mat);
(4) Large pointed stick (to keep the riff-raff in line);
(5) (repeat 2.1 as reqd);
(6) There is no Item (6);
(7) TSPT TO YOW for ARR NLT 2000H Sunday (earlier OK).

All can be sorted onsite save item (1). BTW, I am bringing flags and stickers if anyone wants them.

Reckon that's about all for the moment. PLS confirm soonest.

*Oh waitaminute... almost forgot. I MIGHT be talked into trading the aforementioned crap I'm carrying for... shall we say... Jesse? Your prompt attention to this matter is strongly recommended. :D

:salute: :drunk:

Jif (wondering just what the hell he's getting himself into...)

Re: SUNRAY INBOUND
 

Geez Jif...
I'm depressed...!!
I was looking forward to picking you up at the airport in Ottawa and heading off to Bobs,with a stop at Gracies to see if Jesse wanted to check out BBB2 this weekend..
Unfortunately I'm only going to be at BBB2 on Friday..
I'm sure someone will pick you up at 9:30AM Saturday morning...
It wouldn't be the first time you,like me, slept under a table this weekend but at least this time you'll remember all about it..


:remember :support :drunk:

Re: Re: SUNRAY INBOUND
 

I've slept in worse places than under a table, believe me! An L-shaped slit with overhead protection comes to mind, if I could only find my damned batman to dig it for me... ungrateful sod! Never around when you need 'im. Have to speak to the RSM about getting him replaced! :D :p

Timing is everything... by mid-afternoon yesterday it was dicey, but I COULD have made Friday... but then the night before they jacked the price up $100, so I said to hell with them. It gives me more time to attend to a couple of things, though, so probably just as well. Sorry I'll miss you though!

We'll stay in touch regardless, good luck with YOUR little adventure!

Jif

:drunk:

Where's Pinky???
 

if I could only find my damned batman to dig it for me... ungrateful sod! Never around when you need 'im. Have to speak to the RSM about getting him replaced!

Jif
Where's Pinky???


:drunk: :yappy: :D :drunk:

Re: Where's Pinky???
 

I fergot... it would have to be a DOUBLE slit... wouldn't it, Boobie...? Eh? I mean, all that stuff I'm carrying...? Hmmm? 'The Double-J TAC HQ'? :D :p

Ahem... er... I segue. Alex, even IF Pinky could get outta bed long enough to get up there, he'd have to be given shovel lessons ("...now see here, this here end's the handle and this here end's the pointy part... an' this is wut ya do wif 'em..."), so it seems a wasted effort. 'Course if'n we got bored, we might do it anyways, but that's a whole nuther story. Pinky can stay our pet for now.

Where was I? Oh yeah... Boobie, you can disregard Item (1) off my list as Blairski's wife told him to piss off, pick me up and go to the show (I guess she listened to me after all). Anyway, I'll see y'all onsite!

Jif

PS: Do I hafta, like, sneak into the grounds? You can tell me, I'm SUNRAY (nobody else will know).

:salute:

No sneaking no peaking...
 

Alex knows all the pass words....

See you soon...glad you are coming....

Bob

Re: No sneaking no peaking...
 

You mean all those words like "COVER LEFT! FLANK RIGHT! OPEN FIRE!"? :eek:

NO...no...no....
 

What I meant was with Alex walking in front of you.... who will be able to see you!!!!!

That should get some flak....


hihihi