My HEROINES!
 

...as I was saying... some women are not happy in the kitchen!

http://www.lothene.demon.co.uk/others/women19.html

:D Carman

Re: My HEROINES!
 

'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess'.......Oh Oh,....:eek: :D

re: My Heroines
 

Oh Oh watch out, they're on the warpath again.!

I have a good collection of English folk music and there are plenty of songs about female soldiers, sailors and even highwaymen!

A case of "wouldn't wanna meet them on a dark night"

Watch it!!!!
 

...that cake is wearing off you guys. Best watch what you say to me now. GEOFF knows how that goes, with 3 females in the house you must have to deal with it 3 times per month? No? Yes? Right Geoff?;) :p

Haven't been able to find any of those really formidable and fierce looking women with horns and swords.

Picture it...fearsome female ferocity fells foes fast

Sweet dreams:eek:

Re: Watch it!!!!
 

Oh Oh........................:eek:

fearsome female
 

The girls a poet - quick - more choccy!:D

Re: fearsome female
 

Wymyn.... can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em.... ever thought we've become TOO civilised? :D :p

Re: Watch It!!!
 

Quick!, Quick!.........feed her more Chocolate Cake........Hurry!, Hurry!........ she must have more Chocolate Cake......... Oh Oh!

:eek: :rolleyes: :D

Re: Re: fearsome female
 

:eek: :D :D :D

Oh my gawd.... "GEOFF...'Uncle...Uncle" ........
..okay OKAY!........you WIN you WIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

hahhhaaaah ha:eek: :D :p just TOO good!

GEOFF.....I take it back.......
 

Hey Geoff....I changed my mind. TI thought about what you said and what you said wasn't too good after all.... I'm lookin for yah now!!!:eek:

And now.......MARK tooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

...uh oh.... how did I miss the cake. Mark. Cruel cruel beast when I have no cake to appease my cravings for cake....so now....NOW....

...R E V E N G E .....see last post to get an idea of what's coming to you:eek:

Re: And now.......MARK tooooooo!!!!!!!!!
 

Like I said 'Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess', with the emphasis on 'LITTLE'...........let me get out my magnifing glass so I'll see you coming............BRING IT ON :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek:

Told ya she was 'LITTLE'......:p

Uh oh......................
 

.... that's okay. Bd things come in small packages. You'll see:eek:

Ok Little Missy
 

We're ready for you Little Miss Yappy The Warrior Princess.... :D

Tsk tsk tsk
 

I always knew men were more comfortable with animals than people!:p

Re: Tsk tsk tsk
 

Less hassle, easier to feed...........:rolleyes: and besides, Beaver's and Rabbit's don't 'YAP'.....either :p ......

P.S. - Almost forgot to rub-it-in, we had CHOCOLATE CAKE today.....did you :D

I'm reading this at 05:20, a good laugh makes a hell of a start to the working day!

:D :D :D

Re: Uh oh......................
 

Carman says;

"I repeat... bad things come in small packages. You'll see!" The part I forgot to mention is that I'm a very atypical ARIES in that ... I can wait. Timing is everything.;)... I also never forget.EEK!!!"

DAVE; So glad your working day can start with a laugh:) :D It's 10:20 p.m. here.

Hmmm. Do you know where GEOFF is???:eek: Wymyn.

Nite/Morning ... Carman

Dinner suggestion...
 

Captain Blackadder;
"What´s for dinner tonight, Baldrick?"
Baldrick;
"Rat au Vin, sir."
Captain Blackadder;
"Hmm, sounds good. What is it?"
Baldrick;
"It´s a rat that´s been run over by a van, sir."

Cleaning Invoice
 

Bill To: Martin Ijdo

Supplies and Labour for the cleaning of tea and snot off one monitor.

"There once was a little turnip named Baldrick...."

re. dinner sugestion
 

Sticks pencils up nose and pretends madness:D

Re: re. dinner sugestion
 

DAVE;

I really have to thank you for bringing this thread to a new page. My old computer doesn't like loading the last one. Must be all the ____!(fill in the blank)

"....madness" Did I miss something?:p

Where's Geoff;) :mad: wymyn ...that's ok. I can wait.

:D

Sorry Carman,
In joke for Blackadder fans ( see page 2 dinners ugestion Rat au Van)

Captain Blackadder pretended madness to try and escape the trenches in WW1 by sticking pencils up his nose, only to find that everyone else was doing the same!

Yer all M A D
 

...Good one!!!

:D Busy today. My youngest daughter will be here tomorrow morning, for the whole week-end, and I'm cleaning out a corner for her to sleep in (in the closet...grin!) EXCELLENT. Happy Mommy:)

talk later...C

Re: Yer all M A D
 

:rolleyes: - and your calling us 'MAD' - you have 'Closet Kids' - whats the sleeping arrangement - 'hang one per hanger' or just stack em, like cord wood and I suppose all they get fed is 'wabbit' :eek: if 'Little Miss Yappy's' aim is good and if you miss the wabbit, I suppose they get to lick the crumbs from the plate, that the CHOCOLATE CAKE was on, cause Ma ATE THE WHOLE TING HERSELF and never shared with her young ones :p :D

'Yappy Easter Carman' :D

...and not only THAT
 

I forgot to tell you that my daughter is a CHOCOLATE BUNNY ... god rest her soul:eek:

Re: ...and not only THAT
 

:eek: :eek:MY GOD!!! - 'LITTLE MISS YAPPY' EATS HER YOUNG :eek: :eek:

Re: Re: ...and not only THAT
 

........"Only the chocolate ones Dear, only the chocolate ones. The others I hang, upside down, in the closet. It's only the men I keep in the basement...stacked, one upon the other, until I feel like human food. I never told you my middle name, did I, Mark? It's Hannibella.";) ;) heh heh heh

Now look what you've gone and done :rolleyes: the wittle wabbit has 'dug-in' and wired and mined the perimeter, :eek: after hearing what 'Little Miss Yappy' does to her young ones :rolleyes: he says, 'There's No Way She Getting Me' :p ....Oh Oh :rolleyes:

Barra MacNeils
 

....Barra MacNeils...Barra MacNeils... that's who I'm listening to right now. NOT YOU!:p :p :D (that's ok... I'll just think some on what you said in that last post. That Rabbit looks pretty good);) :eek: Carman Hannibella Yappy Little Woman