Re: Oh Boy...........................!!!
 

He is being whipped in private. Also, I will be force-feeding him the 2-yr-old Vegemite I have saved from his last visit to the Zephyrian Highlands. He will pay...oh, yes..he will pay.

I'm sorry, did someone grant you permission to speak? :eek:

Re: Just wait
 

Re: Re: Re: To Little Miss Yappy
 

JULIA; It's nice to meet you too. Glad to know there's a little more estrogen to work with in this joint;)

RESPONSE to your Women Rule & Men Drool comment:

I think it's rather a case of = Women Rule BECAUSE men drool! :D ;)

I also have NO DOUBT Julia, that the "EMPRESS JULIA" shall PREVAIL.....women are great at subjective strategy that can sorta sneak up an a lad and grab him by the "psychological you-knows' to make him behave:cool:

I bid you well!

Carman

Re: Re: Re: Re: To Little Miss Yappy
 

What a great metaphor. I think I'll go downstairs now, & mess with slaveboy's 'psychological you-knows'. Did he ever mention that he married me for my bantering skills? :D

He's been in TO for much too long & he misses me. Well, now I'm back, dammit! :D :D

Allies
 

Empress Julia and Little Miss Yappy..............Oh ! Oh ! :eek:.........Me thinks this is going to be an 'UNHOLY ALLIANCE' .....:rolleyes:

Empress Julia wrote: "Women Rule & Men Drool"

Little Miss Yappy wrote: "Women Rule BECAUSE men drool"

Me thinks there's going to be a lot of 'YAPPING' going on now with these two in league with each other :eek: :rolleyes: ...............Oh No !!!........:rolleyes: :eek:



:p YAP YIP YAP YIP YAP....................

Re: Allies
 

Nervous? :D

Re: Re: Allies
 

Empress Julia asked if I were Nervous?....No, but after catching sight of the two in the cab below............well.......what can I say
.....................:eek: :rolleyes:

Not bad Mark!
 

Not bad at all Mark. I'm glad you have Julia in the driver's seat because I don't the terrain and she seems like she does. Drive on WOMAN...drive on! :cool:

Mark You Were Too Slow
 

Good grief Mark, you missed a golden opportunity to, as the Daleks in Dr. Who always say, EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

You must have been only concerned with the preservation of a BEAUTIFUL CMP and not its contents.
:p :p :p :p

Catch me if you can.

Bob

Buggers buggers Aussie buggers
 

Hmmm... seems to be some cheeky Aussie buggers pushin' the envelope in here. And that guy from back East is trying to jump in here too. The least he could have done is given me a face that doesn't look like melting wax. Oh yeah... some bussums would be nice too. My boyfriend would like that.
Oh...and how about red hair?

Ahhh...I give up:rolleyes:

Re: Buggers buggers Aussie buggers
 

Carman wrote:

Me thinks that I'm 'that guy from back East' to which you refer..................:rolleyes:

Me thinks I'll leave this one alone...................:eek:

Sorry, it's Saturday, the 'Doctor' is out, take two aspirin and don't call me in the morning........:p

:D :p ;) :)

Re: Wax Faces
 

Is this better :D

Re: Re: Wax Faces
 

Ok, THAT was just evil.... :o

Re: Evil
 

Empress;

What can I say....IGOR, just doesn't bring back the good parts anymore.......I'll have to see what I can dig up today........... and honestly, I'm a Nice Guy , ask 'Little Miss Yappy'.........she'll vouch for me.........:rolleyes: ....I think...........
than again............:rolleyes: :confused:

:D

image taken in vain
 

Hey Mark - wot's my head doin' on annuvver body -

I go away to BC for a week, come back and I've changed shape!

Re: image taken in vain
 

Hi Dave;

Little Miss Yappy did say she was going to catch you during your visit..................British Columbia does strange things to people,......oh well, what can I say...........had to rob Peter to pay Paul........I'll put you back together........no worries.......there, is that better.....your, your old self again............:D

Gender confusion?
 

Hmmmm. Thanks for the testosterone. All women work wonders with it:p

I found this while browsing the web for World War II patriotic cartoons. From Dr. Suess Goes to War:

LOL You are all lunatics. :D

Missin' Enjun
 

Try this again , a chap I know , we'll call him "The Scot" having a bad day. Seeing as the majority of you fellas don't have enough hair, covering the parts that swing free, to stand the Arctic cool I feel that I never have to worry about answering my door after posting these pics....:D

Re: Missin' Enjun
 

Ouch, that one will hurt The Scot!

What hurt me was that I offered to tow him out of public embarrassment with my F15A, but for some reason he was rather towed away by a Land-Rover :confused:

revenge of Keith
 

Julia and Carmen

It's Kathy (Max's carer) here have you any requests on how to deal with Keith next time he comes to visit, I'm open to any suggestions. what so ever, Max showed me what he's been doing to you ladies and I thought I might be able to help you as I live a little closer to Keith than you two, he certainly doesn't scare me, just ask him how scared he is of me, I've had lots of experience.

Kathy the Blitz widow

Re: revenge of Keith
 

Alright!!!!! WELCOME KATHY... I think I'm gonna like you a lot :D I'll have to dream up some deserving "revenge" for our Keith. Meanwhile, you being "closer" to him than me and Julia... well, maybe you have a little more inside info of what will be best for "OUR KEITH". Hmmmm. Do you have PICTURES Kathy? Do you have a scanner or photo thingy to play with? If so... boy...we could have some fun:D ;) I anticipate VICTORY for the women in here:eek:

Now...should our friend "MARK" jump in here with condescending eyes rolling :rolleyes: yet again, because we dare to speak, just ignore him;)

He he he

Carman

Re: Re: revenge of Keith
 

Carman wrote: 'Now...should our friend "MARK" jump in here with condescending eyes'

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .......... :p

Whoah, Kathy!!!
 

Whoah!

Hi Kathy
please don't put vegemite or sheep droppings in my tea... it...was...all a joke, yes, it was, really... please don't hit me!
I'll be up your way early next week (with my camera) filming at Temora.
(secret note to Max... do you have any nice pictures of Kathy for me? Dont let her know about this, OK?):eek:

Hmmmm...pictures???
 

Gee. Now what theheck did I do with thosepictures of Mark....?:eek: :p

and here's some eyes for yah too:rolleyes: ;)

Re: Hmmmm...pictures???
 

Pictures....... What Pictures ? :confused:......you must have me confused with someone else again :p :eek:


Go Back to sleep 'Grandma Yappy' :p :D

Sitting here on my nice little island, we thought that WW3 would probably start in the middle east; and all the time you colonials and ex-cons where planning to keep it all to yourselves!!!!!


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Re: Re: Hmmmm...pictures???
 

Ok. I'm going back to sleep. I think our "DAVE" is getting off-ly cheeky too. Need my sleep to deal with you two:p :p :rolleyes: