Look out ... she's back ...
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Yesssssiree bob, I'm connected again. Aren't you all so glad?:D :D :D Lil' Miss Yappy :salute: :smoker: |
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(Gawd ... the things I have to put up with in this joint :rolleyes: ) :smoker: |
Jeez, it's a good job you two live a few hundred miles apart otherwise picture the scene -
Main street Winnie-bison-peg, high noon, the diminutive figure of a woman leaves the saloon and walks to the middle of the street - a shout from the barbers shop doorway where a large hairy humanoid lurks - they face each other down - frying pan against beer can at 50 paces...................... LOL:p :D |
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Winnepegers ENTER saloons at high noon, they don't leave them!:cheers: |
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GOOD MORNING KARMEN....... :p |
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hmmmm..................:p |
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It should be sufficient to keep both of them from doing serious harm to each other... :D :p |
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THE YAPPY BUSTER: :p |
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Oh Karmen......does 'GRIT' mean anything to you, besides small particles of dirt.........:p |
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Jeez, that's two movies you've mentioned in one thread... BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, and TRUE GRIT. Is there a trend happening here? Has Yappy been sending you home videos you've neglected to share with us? :eek:
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Yappy + Home Videos = :eek: I'M BLIND !!!!!...... :p Title: 'TALES FROM THE WINTERPEG BUNKER' Rated: CENSORED :p .................She's gonna kill us.............maybe........ |
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(I'm ignoring Mark-O and Jiff for the moment:rolleyes: ...JUST ...for the moment though. :D ) :cheers: :smoker: |
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:p .................time for a :smoker: |
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Hmmm ... perhaps the Jiff-Miester is ignoring you now too? His self-preservation instincts are powerful (usually! ):D Now ... boxes boxes everywhere.... now where the HECK did I put those scalping knives?:confused: Oh ... oh my, lookee see what I just found ... my effigy making kit! Oh JOY ..... yes, yes, GAWWWWWD YESSSSS, and THERE are the PINS! ......DENISE ... I am SO grateful for the hair-of Hairy-Beast you sent me. I shall be able play play PLAY with my wee peedie dollies!!!!!!!!!!! 48/7 :smoker: :D :smoker: |
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(Faulty-synapsing in the self-preservation neuro-transmitters perchance? :D ) (Oh lordy, lordy, who helps little children and fools, where WERE you when the Jiff-Mesiter so impulsively spake?) :p |
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BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you? Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch... :D A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." :smoker: |
BTW, could ANY man EVER be "ready" for you?
Methinks not, without a death-wish. Gremlins have sharp teeth... any man wishing to take you on would need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch... ....but not the man I ALLOW to take me on ... a superior creature of great wisdom, passion, vigor, and wit, able to hold his own and stand strong, beside such a Pixie-Witch as I ... guess that leaves YOU out there Jif-fer-oo:p ONE TWO THREE ...... Ah ... Jif be snuffed! :p :D :smoker: |
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....but not the man I ALLOW to take me on ... a
superior creature of great wisdom, passion, vigor, and wit, able to hold his own and stand strong, beside and AGAINST such a Pixie-Witch as myself ... guess that leaves YOU out there Jif-fer-oo :p Pixie-Witch ... Hosti Acie Nominati?:D |
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GRIT= Group, Range, Indication, Type of fire. Used by infantry units in order to effectively engage the enemy. G...(Group), i.e. Rifle Section, GPMG, Mortar section . This command indicates by the unit commander which particular weapon available to him is to be employed. R...(Range) 200 metres, 300 metres, whatever, from your present position. I...(Indication) usually a reference point from ones position to the target, i.e. lone pine tree (which is as above at xxx metres), go right, small copse below ridge line. T...(Type of fire) whatever the commander wants...rapid fire, slow rate, neutralize now, fire for effect. Therefore... MLU group Exponential cyberspace Yappy target Fire for effect, neutralize now. Upon successful completion of the mission, target is reported as destroyed. |
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She's only a 'Small Wee Thing'......then again, ankle bites are painful :rolleyes:, not that she could reach any higher.......:D Oh, what's that.....time for a :smoker: you say, Ok, Bye :p |
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"SHOT OVER"..................."SHOT OUT" ......and Moses being a good 2ic ordered three rounds of illumination......:D .....maintaining radio silence........;) |
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Oh G Wiz, Keeper of the Great Delete, your fateful, oops, I mean faithful!...followers speak ..... Skag-man-Meister is nasty today. How come? :p ;)
ONE TWO THREE ........... :eek: ... there goes the Yappy Pixie Witch:( NOT! :p :D |
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