What does CMP stand for???
 

No no no, I'm not THAT dumb. We all know it's Canadian Military Pattern but what COULD it stand for?

Here is a couple I've thought of:

CMP= Causes Marital Problems
CMP= Constant Money Paralysis

What can people come up with for a bit of a laugh?

Cmp
 

Good thread...

Captured My Passion
Count More Projects
And a variation of the above
Can Make Poor
:rolleyes

Causes multiple psychosis :D
costly money pit :confused
contagious mad passion
consumes maximum petrol

Constant Major Pain

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Cool Mechanical Plaything

Climbs Most Pavements

Certainly Most Perfect

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Completely Mad Project
Considerable Money Pit
Constantly Mirth Producing

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Constant mechanical problems
Cold metal poisoning
Canadian metal passion

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Constant Motor Problems

Can Murder Petrol

Canadians Must Purchase

Complete Moving Project

Competitive Maybe (?) Perhaps

Did I just say the first one? I'll get me coat!:blink:

Can Make Parts, if neccessary:wacko:

Controversial manufacturer puzzle

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Canada's Magnificent Product

Considered Most Practical
Causes Mixed Pleasure :doh:
Comfortable Midget Proportions :D

Consternation of Motorists Passing? :mad:

Crikey! Most Praised :note:

Confined Mechanical Positions :(

Counter-Metrosexual Possession

Cruise Motorways Pathetically :giveup

Clerical Mess for Police :confused

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Crushed Military Powers (Axis)

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CMP = 'Colin Michael Parker'...my son. Didn't tell the wife THAT until after the birth certificate.

Now that's dedication. :)


Cramped Motherf--king Position
Canvas Mostly Perished
Chassis Marginally Pitted
Cabin Mostly Porous

umm
 

Chevs more popular.

Here's a few more:
 

Can't Move Posterior
Creates Marginal Posture
Could Move Phaster;)

????
 

Completely Moronic Pastime
:no4: :kangaroo

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The rest of you Aussies are slow, Consume More Piss :cheers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

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Carriere's Mental Problem?