MA YAPPY'S SPECIAL DAY...Me Thinks
 

So MA :yappy:, today is that big day is it, so how does it feel to be EIGHTEEN THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DAYS OLD... Gee, that's a lot of days.....or does HALF A CENTURY PLUS THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE DAYS sound better..or how about FOUR HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY HOURS old sound...I guess no matter which way you look at it......it's a WHOLE BUNCH MUCH ...anyways, HAVE A GOOD ONE.......HAPPY BIRTHDAY

:p

P.S. So what colour did you dye your hair.....:devil:.....SILVER me thinks, due to the occasion..... :eek:


:p

P.P.S. ....... And here you thought I probably forgot......Nope!!!, I couldn't miss today :D

Yep, Our Olde Bat just got a little older... :D :p

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Hey MARK,

You're adding is
ALL WRONG!
nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah I was born at 05:45 Central Daylight Time on a PALM SUNDAY. Old age DOES afflict Old Farts' cognitive abilities, doesn't it? :yappy: :devil: :p :devil: :yappy:

Haircolour? Nope ... not silver as I already was silver-ish-y.
Try ..... a colour of NUTS!
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN :D

(Thank You for the B-Day remembrance Mark:) )

So, WHO is this Olde Bat then? You really must introduce me to this Olde Timer sometime. :p

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Jebus Cripes MARK! When you said it was her special day I nearly had a heart attack...I thought you meant she finally had that amplifier and speaker installed!!!:eek:

I won't say happy B-day as I know women don't have them after 29...so happy ...erm, ah ...REUNION! Yes happy reunion.:cheers:
Sean

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Sean, Sean, Sean :( .... B-days after 29 years old you say.....You should know by now, that MA :yappy: turned 29 when 'JC' was still a Lance-Corporal in the Jewish underground....her 29th B-day was MANY, MANY, MANY 'EONS' ago...before recorded history....... :D

pssst....MA :yappy:, a clue to the 'ID' of the 'Olde Bat'....look in a mirror....... look familiar :eek:

:p

So, how far can you throw a 'Frying Pan'.......... :D

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dog years maybe... :D

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Don't worry too much, Sean... anything I say goes in one ear and out the other (I'm like that too, two peas in a pod methinks), so an amp makes little sense. Always a good try, though!

Jif
Here is a special cake for her....
(P.S.
Have a good birthday!!)
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures14/adopted.jpg
Maybe Yappy can invite Garry to her party...
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures12/345.jpg
And have a piper there too...
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures10/peekaboo.jpeg
Maybe Sean can bring his friend and come to the party too...
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures12/716_deadbear.jpg
Have a special day..
I'm sure Jif will wash up for the occasion...
http://www.funnyclicks.com/pictures15/hair%20wash.jpg

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Whatever your age, have a good one, miss :yappy: !

H.

I told you...
 

...the cold medication reacted with the booze I was drinking so my buddy had to carry me home!!!
Sean

Thank you for the chocolate cake Alex, you heartless SOB to break the news in such a cold-heartedly-cruel fashion. I shall remember you.

(Thank you muchly for the guffaws Alex ... I figure at 51, I no longer have to laugh ... or giggle. It is now socially acceptable for me to be socially unacceptable and I can guffaw and ... well ... make other socially rebellious oldtimer sounds and expressions ... pfffffffffffffft burrrrrp :smoker: Ma :yappy:)

BTW ... if Master Sunray figures we're two peas in a pod, he's all wrong. We both may be peas but my brain is little-grey-cells ... his are mushed-peas (I'm not surprized at how you caught him washing his hair and now understand his frequent expression "piss on it" but never realized he meant hair. :rolleyes: )

Now that I know what Garry REALLY looks like, I am UN-inviting him to my party. Shadow can come though ... I hate pretentiousness. IMAGINE, Garry trying to PRETEND he's a dog just to get to my party. Lord love-a-duck. What next?

SNOWTRACTOR ... I knew you were bearish, which I can handle at my party, but your hairy friend must stay home. I can't allow bear-hair all over the dammed furniture. Lose the bear and you might get re-invited :p

:teach: This Little Miss Pixie B/Witch Venerable-Dame Ma :yappy: has to find something now ... back in ... ummmm ... as soon as ...

Your Favorite colour?
 

Hmmm ... what's YOUR favorite colour?

:devil:

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Ah Heck ... you were just so nice about my REUNION that I guess you can come as your are ... and bring your bear ...IF you bring a vacuum cleaner and airfreshener too. Vegemite scent will do.

(BTW Vegemite peoples ... I've recently bought another jar of Vegemite. My hand and eyes didn't flinch for a second as I slid right by the Marmite and went straight to the Vegemite. I think that pea-mushy Master Sunray used the Vegemite to colour my hair though :mad: ? Will have to check for sure ... )

YES Sean ... bring your bear but put a nametag on him as otherwse I probably won't be able to tell the difference between him and Hairy-Beast-Mark-O ;)

(Mark ... :p )

Hey darlin' ... I've been told I'm a real hottie for my age ... old bat or not. :devil:

Master Sunray ...
 

That Old-Bat-Witch will be waiting for you with frying pan at the ready for tossing should you not arrive home with one of THESE for my birthday TODAY!!!

Happy Birthday Yappy :cheers: :smoker: :cheers: :smoker:

WOOF WOOF

:D Thank you Dave and Chrissie from Olde :smoker: Ma :yappy:

Re: Master Sunray ...
 

Not a lot of meat on them, but tender I bet!

AAAh!Baby Goldens
 

EXCUSE ME PONTIAC!!Comparing me to a dog??Oh well!When I gotta get my own beer while his nibs yawns & looks up at me,guess I'm the Dog.What the h-ll,happy birthday.Haappy vegemite day!!

Many happy returns, Carman!
 

51, eh? I have my 50th later this year so you're all invited!

Hope you had a good one.:D

Mark!

All the best! :cheers: :salute:



PS. My birthday was yesterday. I am approx. 15695 days.

Pssst....Greg...It's not my birthday......it's MA :yappy:'s, aka Vets Dottir, etc, etc, etc, she has to many names for me to list here.....:D

I even have some new names lately ... but I'm too lady-like to repeat them in MLU :eek: :D

When Sunray arrived home after work, faced my fying pan when I spotted no cute little four footed furry creature, he quickly shoved a bag in my face ... with a birthday present to fend off the flying frying pan, which stopped it mid fly. No, it was not the puppy of my dreams ... but some pretties that even the unfeminine Ma :yappy: enjoys donning.

He's verra verra good, our Master Sunray, at avoiding the frying pan. Not once since I've known him have I ever had to actually USE it, usually because of his more distractive and sometimes redeeming and charming qualities.

My daughters wished me Happy Birthdays, as did many friends ... Birthdays are good days to celebrate existance (as my daughter put it) ... today is not a day for frying pans. (perhaps tomorrow? :devil: Ma :yappy:

Thanks all for acknowledging my day ;)