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Vets Dottir 16-08-05 03:11

Jack Schit
 
Follow the link for a laugh!

http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co....Jack_Schit.htm

Ponysoldier 16-08-05 03:43

Pretty Good
 
Ok that is a good one....LOL
Patick

Garry Shipton (RIP) 16-08-05 16:44

But! They forgot one!!!
 
One son joined a monestary and was known thereafter as "Holy Schitt"!!:smoker: :cheers:

Vets Dottir 17-08-05 06:08

Re: But! They forgot one!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Garry Shipton
One son joined a monestary and was known thereafter as "Holy Schitt"!!:smoker: :cheers:
I like that one Garry! :D:D:D

WOOF to Shadster from Ma :yappy: (arf-n-arf)

Hanno Spoelstra 17-08-05 14:00

Brilliant! :D

But what happens when the Schit hits the fan?!?

H.

Garry Shipton (RIP) 17-08-05 16:35

Bachelor Brother!!
 
He had no children and became known as "No Schit" !!

Vets Dottir 17-08-05 18:59

And let us not forget the skeletons in the family closet, Evil Schit and Bad Schit ... and the elderly Old Schit.

Garry Shipton (RIP) 17-08-05 19:53

Plus the illiterate brother!!
 
Dumb Schit !!

Mark W. Tonner 17-08-05 19:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
... and the elderly Old Schit.

.....yes, you can relate to that........ :p

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP) 17-08-05 20:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.....yes, you can relate to that........ :p
Now, THERE'S the pot talking to the kettle... :D

Vets Dottir 17-08-05 20:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.....yes, you can relate to that........ :p
As well you can too Grandpa Schit? :p :D

Vets Dottir 17-08-05 20:50

... and do not forget the family psycho Crazy Schit, or the family depressive Life Is Schit ... :eek:

:D

Mark W. Tonner 17-08-05 20:50

Quote:

Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Brilliant! :D

But what happens when the Schit hits the fan?!?

H.

.......the distant relative, "Schit Sucker" saves the day....... :D

Mark W. Tonner 17-08-05 20:57

... and there is the wacky one, "Dip Schit"...... and of course, there is the wannabe porn star, "Deep Schit"......and don't forget poor little "Baby Schit"... which I smell alot of lately.... :D

Mark W. Tonner 17-08-05 20:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
As well you can too Grandpa Schit? :p :D
"MA :yappy: Schit" has a nice ring to it..... :p

Vets Dottir 17-08-05 21:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
"MA :yappy: Schit" has a nice ring to it..... :p
Oh dear, Grandpa-Mark-Oh, if both you and I are Schits, then we are related!!! Does knowing this making you a Happy Schit? :devil: Ma :yappy:

Mark W. Tonner 17-08-05 21:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Oh dear, Grandpa-Mark-Oh, if both you and I are Schits, then we are related!!! Does knowing this making you a Happy Schit? :devil: Ma :yappy:
...like Jean said, "A Schit is a Schit, is a Schit".....

.......or was that "A Proof is a Proof, is a Proof".......

... if the shoe fits..... wear it :p

c. ladouceur (RIP) 18-08-05 02:25

What about Jack's new Deli called,"Schit Sandwich"?

c. ladouceur (RIP) 18-08-05 02:34

One of the Schit clan became a neurosurgeon,and advertized in the medical journal under,"Schit for brains".


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