I know a secret
 

A certain mate of ours has a birthday coming up shortly. Not many sleeps to go until he turns ??????
guess who , how old and when
Max

Re: I know a secret
 

Max,

Would he be a film maker?

Richard

Re: Re: I know a secret
 

could be but I'm not saying
Max

Invitations
 

Max I guess you have recieved your invite to the party, funny you know I thought he was older than that.
I certainly hope my invite comes soon I would not want to miss that party. Now that the footy is all over for another year I sure the whole town will be around at his place.

:drunk:

Melbourne?
 

Who said the party was in Melbourne?
Melbourne, Fla?

You Just DID
 

What time is the party taking off do you know:cheers:

Re: Invitations
 

You did not mention the cricket :p :D :)

Thats Over Until Next Year
 

The sun deprived POMS have a success every tweenty years or so and it goes to their head. Then its all over for the next 20 years. A win it seems every generation or so is all it takes to keep the POMS happy.

Re: Thats Over Until Next Year
 

Ha Ha.........they've taken the bait :) As it happens, I could not give a toss about cricket, not since being hit in the eye by a ball at school when aged 10.

There is only one sport and that is motor racing, cars or bikes. By the way, what happened to Mark Webber in the Formula 1 yesterday ? :p

Richard

Taken the bait
 

Mark

As Officers and Gentlemen us 'Poms' only need to show the colonial elements that we can win, it would be jolly vulgar to over do it old boy

Pete :dh:
:drunk: :cheers: :p

Re: Melbourne?
 

Who's a silly [old] boy, then? :D :D :D :p

Re: Re: Melbourne?
 

NOT old....(yet) old fellah. I'm still in my forties;)

Re: Re: Re: Melbourne?
 

Depends on how many decimal places you're rounding to... :p

Re: Taken the bait
 

Quite so, quite so.

R.

What about the Birthday party
 

The old fellow needs a few MLU ers to celebrate with we can all log on this Saturday and type him a happy birthday;)

getting closer
 

I reckon he'd be getting pretty excited. 2 BIG SLEEPS TO GO. little aftoon naps do not count.:D Hope he is carefull when blowing the candles out, not to catch his beard alight.:yappy:

Em

Re: getting closer
 

What beard?

Re: Re: getting closer
 

You do have to be carefull when near a big fire when you have a beard. Best to be safe.

Em

Old Age
 

Max the beard may have just fallen out due to old age. I dont think he has his own teeth anymore.
:drunk:

one more sleep and then the guy runs out of the naughty forties and into the nifty fifties........hmmmmmmmm!:D

cheers
Cliff:salute:

grown up
 

I know when I turned fifty Kathy was real excited when she woke up that morning,thinking I that finely might have matured, grown up you know what I mean poor Kathy was so disapointed.
Max

Maturity
 

Not only haven't you matured Max but your body has started to breakdown. Now Kathy not only has to put up with child like enthusasim for toys but also your grumbling about all the ACHES and Pains you get from playing with your Toys.


:dh:

mature
 

Mark do really think that any of you are mature, I did live in hope a long time ago and just plain gave up. Why do you think Emma called you Russell on that very first trip.

Kathy

Re: mature
 

Now there's a practical woman... :D

Re: Old Age
 

That's okay ... I can send him mine which are too big for me and therefore loose. His mouth is bigger than mine so they should fit nicely. They're Canadian too, you know ... made of buffalo horn. Nice and yellowed to go with the elderly skin :D

Re: Re: Old Age
 

Eeeeeeuuuuuhhhh!:eek:


Are you saying I have big mouth, Miss Yappy?

Oh well, that is a generous gesture and perhaps they'd look OK if sprayed with silver paint.

Re: Re: Re: Old Age
 

Well ... you KNOW how that old saying goes , "If the foo sh*ts" ... ooooops ... sorry ... wrong saying, I meant to say "If the teeth fit .." :D ........ :devil:

Personally, I'd keep the current colour of them ... you don't want people to spot you in the dark when you're blah-blah-blahing now do you? :devil:

Ooooh ... i be soooo baaaaa-d today ...

Okay, okay ... I'm behaving now ... you can talk to me again :D

Gee ... WHEN is this birthday again? ... how many sleeps now? :cheers:

Birthday
 

One.

Hmmmm .... betya can't sleep for anticipation hey? :D