Robin Williams has a PLAN!
 

I just HAD to share this one I read somewhere else and I thought lots of you folks would enjoy the plan :D

Ma :yappy: sends.....


Robin Williams' plan.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home.After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?

Robin Williams

Say What!
 

Which schools? I think not Tonight I watched a brother
veteran go in the hospitail,a vietnam vet our system
failed him miserably because of what these sicko's
are stealing from us, in the name of humanity bah humbug.
Patrick

Re: Say What!
 

Eh?

Was your reply meant for a different post Pat?

I'm sorry to hear about the vet being let down :(

By the way, hello :)

Karmen

Nope
 

Nope Im mean none of us no matter what country we are
in should have to make nice nice to these people,pretty
oh well no school will change that. Robin is right
cept for the nice nice school.If what I read is right
your country has more oil locked up in sand than all
of middle east and just lacks the money to pull it
out of the ground.If I had to send money to someone
I'd just as soon send it north to my own ilk
Oh Yeah it has been awhile hasnt it ever so sorry
Patrick

screwed up
 

Something screwed up can someone delete that second one
thanks
Patrick

There ... fixed it for ya :D

Re: Nope
 

You mean the #5. plan of Robin's? I didn't really understand that one at all :D

Me thinks
 

I think Robin is talking about is being PC(poltically correct)
To me half our problem for us down south that is half of our problem
The whole place should be a glass parking lot(well lite of
course). And we should let them know it can happen...
Patrick

Re: Me thinks
 

Okay, I think I understand what your comments mean now :)

There is some humour in Robin's words and I just really enjoyed laughing with some of them, because i've needed to laugh :D Also a couple of good practical points too :D

Hey ... I hear Phoenix is hitting 115-ish again YIKES!

ouch
 

115 Yes and its not even mid july.Robin plan has it merits
Humor yes but there are alot of people who just happen
to think that way,at least yonder down south.
:cheers: :cheers:
patrick

Geez ... we've hit around 90 or so degrees and thats been too hot for me ... I wouldn't survive in Phoenix at all :eek:

uh ???
 

90"might be close here come winter