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Keith Webb

21-11-06 09:39

On a lighter note

The 40 things that happen only in movies.

I can add a few:

41. All computers make silly unrealistic sounds when operational.

42. All control panels emit showers of sparks when a spaceship is hit, and they all make the same sound effect.

43. All airfield bomb explosions contain at least 20 litres of petrol, some far more.

44. All old cars and trucks in period films look like new.

45. German troops always have a White half track in the inventory.

Rusty

21-11-06 12:32

Bored Keefy?

Phil Waterman

21-11-06 14:35

Great Stuff

Thanks Keith

I've just taken over doing our MV clubs newsletter and stuff like this is great.

I've warned the club members that if they don't send me stuff for each issue the CMP content will be high.

Cheers Phil

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)

21-11-06 14:39

Re: Great Stuff

Quote:

Originally posted by Phil Waterman
I've warned the club members that if they don't send me stuff for each issue the CMP content will be high.

:D :D :D

Jon Skagfeld

26-11-06 04:50

Re: On a lighter note

Quote:

Originally posted by Keith Webb
The 40 things that happen only in movies.

I can add a few:

41. All computers make silly unrealistic sounds when operational.

42. All control panels emit showers of sparks when a spaceship is hit, and they all make the same sound effect.

43. All airfield bomb explosions contain at least 20 litres of petrol, some far more.

44. All old cars and trucks in period films look like new.

45. German troops always have a White half track in the inventory.

46. All Jeeps make a squealing sound whilst braking on desert sand.

47. All German "anti-heroes" are named Steiner.

48. All Smith & Wesson revolvers are capable of firing 6, 538, 358,357 rounds in one action sequence.

49. All Mills bombs (No 36 Grenades) are capable of blowing off the track of any German tank.

50. Tim Tams don't last forever, slouch hats, however, do. :devil:

Vets Dottir

26-11-06 04:52

Re: Re: On a lighter note

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld 50. Tim Tams don't last forever, slouch hats, however, do. :devil: [/B]

Uh oh ... this is getting really good .... :eek:

I watch this thread in great anticipation :smoker:

Ma Yappy Yaps and Ends

Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)

26-11-06 04:55

Re: Re: On a lighter note

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
50. Tim Tams don't last forever, slouch hats, however, do. :devil:

THREADJACKER2000(TM) strikes again. Evil bastard, him who designed that software... :D

Jon Skagfeld

26-11-06 05:22

Re: Re: Re: On a lighter note

Quote:

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Uh oh ... this is getting really good .... :eek:

I watch this thread in great anticipation :smoker:

Ma Yappy Yaps and Ends

Totally off topic (but what the hell...)...do you watch this thread with great antici.......pation, as in The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

..come into my lab and see what's on the slab....

"In just seven days"...... "I can make you a Tim Tam"...!

No slouch, ol' Rocky, eh? :devil:

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