You Mentioned the Waitress,
 

Send pic, I may just have to come for brekkies..........
Bill

Re: You Mentioned the Waitress,
 

Bill,

We will have to make sure that her boyfriend (usually found in the back room peeling potatoes or cleaving meat) isn't around. As for photos, we may have to get one or two, because for the life of me, I can't recall her face, but I do recall something that looked like the heads of two bald men fighting to get out of her sweater...Crap! More purgatory time...

I'm missing something, somewhere, and that just ain't like me when it comes to this topic. Please advise soonest! :)

They Say...
 

that the memory is the second thing to go...All will be revealed at the next BB (dates to be announced this Spring!).

See: http://www.mapleleafup.org/forums/sh...8147#post68147 - second last post.

Cool... is she as cute as Jessie? If not, can we invite Jessie to the next BB? Yes, I know I'm a suck...

Duh......
 

.... Hey ROB.... YOU MEAN THE WAITRESS HAS A FACE...???

I'll be darned......

Will try for pictures this Sunday... just for Uncle Bill.

Boob

NO Photos
 

Bob, from the look on our new waitresses' face, I think the camera would have found a new home in a dark place.

Bill, you will have to visit in person to view our new girl. But chances are Bob and I will have driven her to drink and get fired...NO sense of ha-ha at all. The coffee did taste a little "off" now what I think about it...

Re: NO Photos
 

What do you expect if you show up in your underwear? Sheesh. She probably peed in it.

Torontonian Custom?
 

Strutting (or in TO - prancing) about in skivvies may be derigeur in the big smoke, but it is too cold here to follow your lead. Besides, we favour restoration tips to fashion tips.

Another One Down the Tubes...
 

Uh-oh, I can see where this conversation is going.... you're not a nice man, y'know, must be Boobee's influence on you. Either that or the rarified air. Or the peed-in coffee. Or.... oh, never mind.

Why....????
 

Jiff

Why am I to blame for Rob's perverted behaviour????

It ain't my fault.....

...but boy that waitress is not going to last long...... there was enough wood in her face to fire up the barn furnace...alias Lucifer... for a whole week....

... and man is it cooooold out there... just checked on the pussy cats cats cats.... to make sure the heaters are working in the cat house.... I mean their shelter...

Night all

BooBee

Resimay
 

Jif..
Looking for a job as secretary at Bob's Barn......


resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent b e to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

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Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

You're hired...
BUB,RUB,and GRUB...
(PS...Bring bottle opened...)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/121860.html

:drunk: :remember :support

Re: Why....????
 

Bob!

My behaviour? What ever are you referring to? Surely you jest...