The young girl who just got her first job at a hardware store was about to serve her first customer.
Good morning sir what can I get you.
The man replies " I would like a file thanks "
Which one would you like, she says.
"I'll have that bastard up there".
Well the young girl was horrified at the mans language and asked him to leave. The manager heard this and explained to the young girl, that it is in fact a bastard file and the man was not being rude.
An short time later, another man came to the counter. Good morning sir, how can I help you this wonderful morning.
" I want a file thanks"
certainly sir, which bastard would you like.
The man look at the girl and pointed at the wall and said,
" I'll have that f....ker over there.??
