[Tony Smith]

A strapping young farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop in town to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far out of town, so he would just walk home..

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket, a packet of nails and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling with this handful outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchase home.

While he was scratching his head and trying not to drop anything, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Sonny, can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The young farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Young Man, why don't you tuck the packet of nails into your sock, put the can of paint in the bucket.. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why, thank you very much!" he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The young farmer exclaimed, "Holy Smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, packet of nails, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."