Ah, now Dave (I can cook if I have to) Ballard has been given firm rules; a gewaltmassname if you will, the garage is his domain; not Mo's kitchen.

This is a bit of a disadvantage as if we leave it to him, meals consist of a digestive biscuit and cornflakes.

No one can confirm the "I can cook if I have to" scenario as the DTB truck always needs cleaning at the appropriate time.

This is an entirely similar situation to the smudge of trodden-in black grease on the 2 week old, white, bedroom carpet.

Said with indignation:

"I don't work with grease."

Really?

R.