Nursing humour
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it..
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great...
Some asshole's got my pen!'
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Have a good one 
Andrew
Custodian of the "Rare and Rusty" 
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