We always here the rules from the female side, now here's they are from the male side.
1. Breast are for looking at and thats what we do. Don,t change it.
1. Learn to work with the toilet seat. We don,t complain when its down.
1. Saturday sport is like a full moon or the changing of the tide. Let it be.
1. Shopping is not a sport and we never think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want and lets be clear on that.
Subtle hints don't work
strong hints don't work
Obvious hints don't work
Just say it?
1. yes or no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for!
1. A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!
1. If you think you're fat you probably are so don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be taken 2 ways and 1 of them makes you sad
then we meant the other one.
1. You can eitherask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not
both. If you know the best way then do it yourself!
1. Christopher Columbus did'nt need directions and niether do we.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched and we will do that.
!. If we ask whats wrong and you say nothing then we will act that way
cause its not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to then expect an
answer you don't want to hear?
1. When we go somewhere what ever you wear will be O.K.
1. Don't ask what we're thinking unless you want to discuss sex, cars or sport
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape cause round is a shape!
Thanks for reading and yes I will be sleeping on the couch but thats Ok. Its
just like camping?
Please pass this on to men and give them a laugh then pass it on to women and give them an education?
