1. The older gent on the other side of Jif, presumably English, has not overheard Jif's accent and loudly declared "Thank God for Canadians!" and offered to buy his drinks.
2. Jif has emptied a girly bottle of lolly water pre-mix and ignored the beer.
3. There is not a MLU tac sign hanging from the rafter (Yet!).
4. The beer is warm and flat. (Not unusual, just plain WRONG).
5. The barkeep has popped down the cellar for the last dusty bottle of Canadian Club.
6. There is a fan in the right hand corner for when it gets hot. (In England?)