Verily I commend you to cast aside mistruths and false tongues, be most assured the magic of invisibility by the invocation of the Great Key of Delete has not been usurped by cunning or trickery, nay, the Great Vizir of Ball-Spinning has entrusted and enjoined the land of Albion through the Clerk of Signals in the Heath that is Shirrell to keep safe and demurely apply its awsome powers through the portal of Mozilla and the fearsome but dormant edifice of Control Panel that lies therein. Accountability may come with a swift and awful reckoning on the time that the Great Vizir returns again from His sojurn in the far flung lands beyond the Channel of Albion.

Pray do not cause the enscribed words herein to have the Great Vizir draw in such breath on considering them that the poor and humble office of the Clerk is so overwhelmed that the walls tumble inwards under the irrestible strain of the abhorrent vacuum so created.

R.
SH.SC
Doorman.