Ah, yessss, wait for it my friend, I've only just begun perhaps? Time will tell.

Oh... no need bars on the ONE window downunder in here. I'm bunkered down quite safely I'll have you know. Except of course, if theres a fire upstairs. Oh dear Crispy Yappy Karmen Critter, that don't sound too good (actually, I'm small enuf to get thru if I need to! I'm pretty powerful when the adrenalin surges! You'll ken well to remember that if yore round me whilst I have that cast iron skillet in me clutching wee hand.