I wonder if the Queen's Own Cameron Highlanders of Canada have realized yet, that ... Lil' Miss Yappy has ARRIVED! I'm HEEEEEEEEEEERE ... I live in the bunker-igloo in the Red River Settlement area close to the buffalo herd ...but the Red River is actually yukky brown, so don't go lookin' for no Red one! Go lookin' for the brown one and the big brown hairy beasts who aren't MARK-OOOOOOO ... if that fails, stop and smell the coffee and follow the aroma wafting from the new coffee maker that BOB-M sent me by dogsled... you'll find me bunkered down in my igloo waiting to rub noses. Be of legal age plus 40, Bring yore Kilt. Bring yore Pipes, don't bring Mark-Oh-Oh Don't bring ice. Bring OFF. They haven't fogged the squiters yet.

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