Ah, yes: Australian Rules Football. Should only be encouraged. Just think of all those thousands, ney, tens of thousands of people it keeps hemmed into stadiums or glued to TVs on a weekend, and out of the countryside where us other folk chose to play.... (well, before they banned having fun with firearms, anyway....)
Ahh, the memories.
No, I have NOT attempted to learn the rules of that US Grid Iron thingie since I got here, anymore than I could tell you the seemingly perverse rules that appear to regulate Aussie Rules. I do miss a good hot meat pie and sauce, and a coldie on a Saturday, but can't say I ever enjoyed that repaste at a football game of any code. Keefy and I seem to have similar regard to such games, so I'm content that I'm not alone.
That should stir the pot!
Mike C