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Originally posted by DaveCox
Jeez, it's a good job you two live a few hundred miles apart otherwise picture the scene -
Main street Winnie-bison-peg, high noon, the diminutive figure of a woman leaves the saloon and walks to the middle of the street - a shout from the barbers shop doorway where a large hairy humanoid lurks - they face each other down - frying pan against beer can at 50 paces......................
LOL 
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Dave?......Why would I waste a perfectly good beer can....I'll just throw her a
'BANANA', that ought do the trick
, she'd fry it up in no time, peel and all, that way she wouldn't slip on the peel and fall on her
'MONKEY BUTT'.....
GOOD MORNING KARMEN.......