[lynx42]

Dirty Rabbit

A while ago while lying in my hammock in my back yard and drinking an ice cold VB, I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's 9year old daughter's rabbit.

For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it, hold in depth conversations with it and play with it in the
yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so Iwashed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower.

Upon finishing it's grooming I hopped the fence and replaced back in it's cage hoping it's death would be written off as "natural causes".

Back to the hammock and another cold one!.

Within the hour the neighbour's Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped thelittle girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time
she stopped about six feet away and screamed:
DDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father, panic stricken, his young daughter in tears stood looking at the cage.

Being the good neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there wasanything I could do.

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick friggin mongrel would digup a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage??"

Yah know, sometimes you just can't win with the neighbours.