To me, its a very dark coloured, over-sized American car that handles worse than a two legged cow on wet grass and has a thirst for firewater that has the Chancellor of the Exchequer rubbing his hands in glee and my bank manager looking at a second mortgage agreement; plus it conjures up a nightmare scenario of making two stabs at every turn in a multi-storey carpark with a queue of irate drivers behind.

R.