Warren,
That rectum of a so & so storage bloke needs a visit from a couple of eastern block fellas I know. The irony is that despite his prolonged fraudulant behaviour and obtaining financial benefit through deception, if he was to receive his 'comeupance' (lets say, around the knee area

), you would be the one in the wrong! Miserable bastard.
Looking forward to following your progress with an impressive military vehicle.