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Old 25-01-13, 06:37
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!



The husband, being a normal man, replied,



"I am on the toilet, what should I do?
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