Actually, I don't speak a word of the language other than "please", "thank you" and some phrase Mrs Hanno taught me in 2000, asking the locals either whether they spoke English, or whether they minded if I took their delightful, well-built blonde daughter for a weekend of debauchery (I'm not sure which - using the phrase usually resulted in stunned silence).
Online translators, as inaccurate as they inevitably are, have their uses in fooling most of the people, most of the time...
