Looks like a 'Mother Lovely' lawn ornament to me. Good job the shitty little jobsworth didn't pull up at my place. The ginger hair would have kicked in and I probably would have had my collar felt by the blue meanies for aggravated assault. Why can't people live and let live? What about if you complained about the untidiness of his golf clubs or fishing tackle as they lay on his lawn? Did you get his address? I'll send someone round to stick a bat up his nightdress. Makes my blood boil..Grrrrr.............And relax!
Ron
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