Oh Thank you Master Keefy. Everyone else is ignoring me right now

Is there some written-in-testosterone-rule that it's bad luck for an estrogen type Little Miss

VD/PW ...to drive that ole ... uh... what the heck was that thang again???? ... Oh, yeah, now I remember, a MASTER SKAGFELDS C15A
I dare you ...tell me what I want is taboo and that I'm to be disappointed and I'll DEMONSTRATE to you what bad luck is

FRYING PAN