Hannnnnn-NO ... I'm ashamed of you my son. And here I thought you were a Mr. Nice Guy... a little loftily-tall, but not rude and crude like some others who shall go un-named.

BONKING ... we've covered the MEANING of BONKING in another thread ... meaning to BONK ONE ON THE HEAD with a blunt instrument such as a frying pan!
NOW I shall have to ask you to bend over so your head is within bonking distance of my beloved frying pan.

Lawd have MER-CY :