Robin, Keith, the lucky owner of a 'Trailer, Pigeon'  would doubtless be cooing ...... or in a flap .... 
 
'TOOL, NO KNOWN USE???' now that was a page worth saving! Really liked that one!  And what a collector's item:
Spectator:  'What is it'?
Owner: 'It's a 'Tool, No Known Use, NSN 2054-66-1234-2309'
Spectator 'Oh, riiight...' as he wanders away perplexed to look at the jeep parts....
Mike