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Originally posted by Bruce Parker
A recording device? Yes...A RECORDING DEVICE!!
Surely that is the answer! But wait, it just may collect some of the ancillary noises that are the inevitable by-product of solving-all-the-world's problem. Grunting, farting, snoring, inappropriate comments about loving spouces. Somehow this might leave one open to malicious litigation and extortion. You sure the world's worth it?
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Screw the world...after all gravity is a myth...the earth sucks.
In the absence of a Dictaphone
: , let the scribes in their garrets, with sheets of parchment before them, in the light of their guttering candles throwing shadows on the wall from their quill pens, record the words of wisdom uttered by MLU cognescenti!
Burp.
