Okay you two, how bout you two being my Norwegian Cheese Slicers and then send the cheese pre-sliced to me? Either that or send me a Norwegian to slice the cheese at my whim for when I can't manage it? 
 
 
Perhaps and electric slicer, but I'd still need a  Norwegian to scrub it clean after use! 
Little normal-daily things like that ... sometimes impossible for me to do... which is why I want to try and improve function. I DEFINATELY want to try some of that cheese though...am very curious about the taste.
SHOPPING LIST:
Goats Milk
Norwegian Brunost
1 Norwegian Cheese Slicer (male/female irrelevant)

  Ma 

 Karmen