Master Tony my fine Aussie friend ... I do believe that you may be correct about your boys and my boiys being related ... I would hazard a guess as to them being DISTANT cousins. No? Yes?

Also ... IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE??? Actually 2, one a medical doctor, preferably a rheumatologist, and the other a psychologist or psychiatrist?

I have been ever so worried about my guys ... they are silent, yes, but what concerns me more is 2 things:

1) I'm deeply concerned that my boys may have serious issues with arthritis. Either that or rigormortis has set in prematurely. Maybe I need a coroners opinion as well? I hope not ... I'm very attached to my boys.

2) I'm also deeply concerned that my boys, who are probably brothers, have a deeply ingrained sibling rivalry going on as they refuse to even look at each other ... but they do tend to stare at ME, even though I get the sense that they're seeing THROUGH me rather than seeing me My concern is for the wellbeing of there primal bond. They must get over this estrangement as they need to work together ... perhaps an effective Commanding Officer would get through to my loves? What say you? Or any of you, for that matter?

Please help me... MA is deeeeeply worried ... about Tom and Rupert. They just don't seem to get along these days. Perhaps they need some Zoloft or prozac. perhaps Viagra? Who knows, because I surely don't.

Any help much appreciated.

MA