and you hairy you: Frying pans are NOT only for disciplinary use.
I'm great at multitasking and versatility in general. So there!

... and I don't use arsenic... I find it has a very unkindly negative impact on a body (I really don't enjoy to torture people,,, just like to kill 'em and get on with it (although there are some that ... well, never mind) ... however ... I sometimes unfortunately offer up burnt offerings... I'm SO easily distracted, you see. And I don't even have to duck the shrapnel and mortar. I fess up, no problem.

MA