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What's wrong? Harrumph! That's not on any HMV factory checklist, is it? And the colour. Tut tut, the Ordnance Branch would never have issued something so bright and gaudy. Deep polished blue, phosphate, Suncorite, or oil blackened.

Don't get me started on ammunition. Mixed length loads? What storeman in his right mind would have issued something so random? The ammo technicians will have a fit if they find out.

And for good measure, another harrumph!