Ahh well. must be something to do with our convict heritage, I suppose.
Empress, dear, now you know what a "chook" is. I hasten to add this has nothing whatever to do witih your regal person - how could you even THINK that of your loyal subject!
The apparition in your place must be a digital artifact - these things happen in cyberspace from time to time.
I remain your most humble and obedient servant...
PS just wait until the NEXT photo opp...
