[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

What you have shown is Australia to be a serene, beautiful, verdant paradise.

Hi Sapper - the Australia above is the real one. The TV Ads are designed to keep the rest of the world out. Prawns, we eat so many of them they are getting boring. As for Fosters, that's a beer the Mexicans (Victorians) drink. We use it to flush our drains here. As for koalas, they are nasty tempered pissing animals that are denuding our native foliage. Everyone says cull them but the "experts" just sterilise them and relocate them. I know what I would do with my various calibres.

Thanks Keefy - keep an eye on the increasing Galah crap that will soon crown some Eltham based vehicles. However you do make a ripper DVD so you are partly forgiven.

Bob