06-08-05, 08:02
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Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
...created an environment where we all live in harmony, peace and good will...until you piss me off enough so that I have to waste ammunition in order to lift you to a higher order.
Oops, I digressed...back to the faery tale..whereupon, during Biblical times, it came to be known that Moses was not a sea-faring men, in fact, he was a very poor navigator.
During a voyage down the Nile, upon encountering a possible navigable problem, Moses yelled to the helmsman " Hard to port",
but Moses, as aforementioned, not being a sea faring person, misjudged the craft's passage, turned hard to starboard, and rammed the little craft into the bulrushes. Thus it was, and here endeth the lesson.
It is also said that Cleopatra laid down with and had carnal knowledge with Pharaoh, in the shadow of the Sphinx.
After a passage of time, Cleo approached Pharaoh, and said "Sire, I am with child, what steps will you take?"
Pharaoh replied..."****ing great steps", as he did an about turn and disappeared in a cloud of dust and camel shit.
Now, truly, herein endeth the lessons, which can only be...
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.... avoid Pharoahs who beget and be-gone-once-beget-has-begot, and also avoid politicians ... your life depends upon it ... but where in all of this are the MLU-ers? ... speak now ...
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