[Jon Skagfeld]

...with stealthy moves and gimlet eyed observation, aided by a troop of koala killers and a jalopy full of joeys, she proceeded apace.

The resident ostrich manager said to her "Tut, tut, you cawn't do thet".

Which brings us back to Pharaohnic times where Akhenaten, Nefertiti and Tutankhamnun were lunching on the banks of the Nile when a reed boat floated into the bulrushes, near where they were dining.

I wonder what that is, said Nefer, could it be...