[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Thanks Jif..
I re-cog-ni-cised the lad in the middle from the Vegemite induced afflicion from his eyebrows up....
And the god awfull Vegemite staining colour of his once white vest....
He could probably grow the hair back with a mixture of three parts Canadian Maple syrup and five parts Canadian Keiths Beer ,stirred,not shaken ,and rubbed liberally on the offending appendage ,twice daily followed by the internal consumption of the aforementioned Keith's Beer,four quarts per application....
THe cure is immediately recognized to be working by slurred speech...
When in treatment ,it is advisable to let others know that this is a proven medical cure..lest you are mistaken for a piss tank....