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Old 02-01-06, 15:43
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Derek Heuring
 
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Default Re: 2005 Darwin Awards

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Originally posted by Hanno Spoelstra
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the
Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Great thread Hanno! I always enjoy reading about criminal Neanderthals and their hijinks! Canada isn't without it's share of nominees for the Darwin Awards. Here's an event that happened years ago in North Vancouver and was reported in the local newspaper. From memory:

A young man had just purchased his first handgun, a revolver chambered for .357 Magnum. He received his Permit to Transport from the local R.C.M.P. Detachment and promptly took his prize home where he properly left it for a night of drinking and companionship with his friends. Upon his return, the desire to fondle his new toy was great so he retrieved the gun from where it was stored and stuffed in down the front of his pants (wait for it) Standing in front of his full length mirror, he assumed his best "Dirty Harry" stance, looked himself square in the eye, and muttered,
"Feeling lucky Punk? Go ahead, make my day!"
Whereupon he drew the gun from his pants, blowing off his right testicle and half his nut sack!
YEOW!

I consider it pro-active birth control for morons!


CHIMO!
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