While sipping on his third bottle of excellent Italian vino at a trattoria(bar) here in Torino or Turin,or whatever the hell the name of this burg is,your MLU Olympic reporter has learned the following from his contact in the local Carabinari(Italian for cop):
1)A dozen sheep were stolen from a hillside farm approx 25 miles north of this burg
2)Witnesses report that the ringleader was called "Mad Max" by his cohort,a short woman weilding a frying pan,as she enticed the sheep up a plank into the rear of a truck using a biscuit called "Taam Tams" from the empty package left at the scene.
3)Witnesses report the truck was an army green color with a front sloping windscreen with a hole in the left top part of the cab,AND that the front looked like a bulldog.
After I finish my bottle(oops I mean glass) of wine,your reporter will update any findings.Boy this wine is good!