Derek:
If Rob visits your fair state allow him one of the two following activities:
1. Drinking Texas margarettas; OR
2. Eating Halapenjo pizza.
Do not under any circumstances allow him to consume both in any quantity on the same night.
The last time he and I were in Fort Bliss together he managed to do both in one night...
The screams of agony coming from the shared bathroom the next morning levitated me from my bed in sheer terror and inspired Johnnie Cash to sing about "Rings of Fire"!
Sorry, Rob... had-ta let him know!

Didn't want to read about your flaming demise on this forum. We care about you, man! :love:
Mike