[RHClarke]

Originally posted by Gunner
Derek:

If Rob visits your fair state allow him one of the two following activities:
1. Drinking Texas margarettas; OR
2. Eating Halapenjo pizza.
Do not under any circumstances allow him to consume both in any quantity on the same night.
The last time he and I were in Fort Bliss together he managed to do both in one night...
The screams of agony coming from the shared bathroom the next morning levitated me from my bed in sheer terror and inspired Johnnie Cash to sing about "Rings of Fire"!
Sorry, Rob... had-ta let him know! Didn't want to read about your flaming demise on this forum. We care about you, man! :love:

Mike

Telling tales out of school, eh? I like you too much to start "quid-pro-quo-ing", and there is an off chance that your parents might read some of these stories...so you are off the hook - for now.

I will admit to an over-indulgence in the cultural cuisine, but I only had four Margaritas (so what if they were served in goldfish bowl sized glasses). It is amazing how those drinks instantly make y'all good at the two step at night and the quickstep in the morning...Ahh! Memories of Ft Blitz...