[Rusty]

Well you Northern boys have sure got it easy up there everthing is so big you could hardly miss what your aiming for.
Why hell we got a spider the size of a thumbnail that gets in your bed sheets RESULT your dead in a minute.
We also got a jelly fish that is smaller than a thumb nail and totally tranparent in the water, touch it, hey your dead in 15 seconds.
We got a little blue ring octopus the size of a match box that hangs out on the East coast touch him and your dead before your next breath.

Guys I dont want to start on the big stuff cause we got this Aussie Tourist add that,s meant to get you guys too head South for a holiday. They use the word "Bloody" in that one as a ploy to making a fair dinkum Aussie statement. Its just to get you down here to feed the Sharks Crocs and Pigs

Because Bloody is all that is left of you when you start mucking with this BIG stuff.