[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Hi VD...
Seeing that you started the joke of the day,I thought I would post something for the guys on the forum that let their wimmen drive them around..Don't happen in this house...
I don't mind her driving herself around ,but I'll drive when we are together and after reading this,maybe the rest of you guys will too..

A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly
looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best
friend, and she is a far better lover than you are."Again the wife
stays
quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?" The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires,
"so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at
65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."