I'n still crying from laughing.You know those laughter pains deep down in the gut.Your story is full of horseshit,excuse the pun.Down at the border at Champlain NY,if I'm in uniform,air force kilt,name tag on the blue shirt,they ask "Are you in the parade in town.OK I'll be there when I finish here".No questions asked,no ID.just breeze on through.
